Goals

I have concluded that on the order of half the ‘data’ I receive every day is complete bullshit. I bet that my brain’s bullshit filter would put google’s to search and filtering algorithms to shame.

Secondly – as discussed with Doug – my summer goal shall be to “acquire throngs of bitches.” Quoted, because it must be put in these terms to be acceptable – “getting lots of women” while superficially the same would constitute complete and utter failure.

Steps to this goal: 1) Shave my head 2) get ripped 3) kayak like the bad ass I am 4) talk Michael into visiting with the Wrangler so we can drive it around and pick up chicks.

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6 Responses to Goals

  1. malmalthekiller says:

    Summer is the time to scam on some really nasty sluts.

  2. surly_bastard says:

    Hmm… I may have to rethink these plans. Really nasty is not exactly my thing. Although, I guess throngs of bitches wouldn’t really be considered my thing either so we’ll see.

  3. anonymous says:

    My jeep’s in. I would be taking it to work in 20 minutes, but apparently i used the longest drying paint ever to paint the mirror. Dad informed me of this after i painted it of course. Well…in the mean time good luck with your end of the throng of bitches plan.

  4. malmalthekiller says:

    I’m actually glad to hear that.

    Hooray.

  5. surly_bastard says:

    Does that mean you’ll be down here to visit some time this summer? Or just that your jeep wants to see me with a shaved head? If it’s in for the throng of bitches – well, as your jeep it should really know me better than that – I don’t share :-P.

  6. anonymous says:

    The jeep says you buying a girl a drink would be excitement enough, bringing in “throngs of bitches” might make the jeep(needs a name) throw a piston rod. As for being down there….doubtful most likely, YOU should know riverside better than that. O yeah, i went for the bottom of the shitlist to probably 5th or so….there’s kyle, BK, Oly, Poach, then me…..yeah all the others left. TK’s going to be there as is sharp, but i outrank them i think…just not year wise.

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